suddenlybrochelle:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

I’m with Nini (counting reblogversations as IM’ing), armed with an axe and an assault rifle, with a life-time supply of milk and donuts.

LET’S DO THIS THING

My English teacher, a longbow, and a lifetime supply of maple cinnamon bagels with light cream cheese.

Relatively fucked, I’d say.

(via absolutelybrochelle)